![]() how the f*ck do you fill up a bowl with milk, using a jug fifty times smaller than the bowl? get f*ked coco, you fake. To make matters worse, in the coco pic, the bowl is about fifty times the size of the milk jug - and yet you can see the milk emerge from beneath the pops, ie, the bowl is filling up. but its way beyond hunger, too - the wolf can barely believe his luck! it's like "whoa! am i gonna make the best of this while i can?! too f*kin right i am! yeah! i'd do this shit for nuthin! and they're paying me too! boy, do i smell gravy".Ĭoco is like "do i really gotta do this to keep getting titties and snuff? oh christ.ok, let me get my grin on." he conveys no enthusiasm for the product at all! that wolf is like rocky in rocky one, he has the eye of the tiger, he's hungry for the food. Amateur.Ĭoco has long since lost faith in the product, you know he hasn't touched that stuff in decades from his face. I'd imagine they'd be a lot of mess after the Cookie Crisp photo shoot. You can just imagine him calmly walking away after the photos are taken. He just pours the milk in, puts his thumb up and smiles. ![]() Look at him, he doesn't even look at the stuff. The Cookie Crisp dog should develop the calm reserve of the Coco Pops monkey: he stands on the brink of his revelry, and takes time to enjoy the thought of what is to come, before taking the plunge.Īlthough it is evil to make children eat cookies for breakfast, i like this picture very much. He is calm, although excited, secure in the knowledge that he will enjoy the breakfast and be fulfilled this is not the frantic lust of a binge eater, nor the greedy and possesive love of monogamists. but his mouth is smiling and his tongue is out, too, as he anticipates fun with cookies. ![]() i think his eyes and ears are the biggest give-away of his emotional state - if you want to understand where he is, look there. imagine you could focus totally on the cookies. his eyes are wide with idiot joy and focussed totally on the cookies. however, there is no denying that the cookie crisp dog is very happy. his ability to be completely mentally absorbed by the prospect of a bowl of cereal does not speak well of his intellect. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.The cookie crisp dog does not appear to be a very clever dog. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item. Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards. Please get in touch with us if you have questions or concerns about your specific item. Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.Ĭertain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or fruits) or personal care goods (such as beauty products). To start a return, you can contact us at Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted. You’ll also need to provide the receipt or proof of purchase. To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
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